Vonnegut Quotes

  bzichett
Sept. 29, 2015, 7:26 p.m.
Edited: Feb. 20, 2019, 12:18 p.m.
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 bzichett - 3 years, 5 months ago Open

There are plenty of good reasons for fighting," I said, "but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too. Where's evil? It's that large part of every man that wants to hate without limit, that wants to hate with God on its side. It’s that part of every man that finds all kinds of ugliness so attractive

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 bzichett - 3 years, 5 months ago Open

Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.

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 bzichett - 3 years, 5 months ago Open

"You hate America, don't you?" she said.

"That would be as silly as loving it," I said. "It's impossible for me to get emotional about it, because real estate doesn't interest me. It's no doubt a great flaw in my personality, but I can't think in terms of boundaries. Those imaginary lines are as unreal to me as elves and pixies. I can't believe that they mark the end or the beginning of anything of real concern to the human soul. Virtues and vices, pleasures and pains cross boundaries at will."

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 bzichett - 3 years, 5 months ago Open

1. Find a subject you care about.

2. Do not ramble, though.

3. Keep it simple.

4. Have the guts to cut.

5. Sound like yourself.

6. Say what you mean to say.

7. Pity the readers.

As quoted in Science Fictionisms (1995), compiled by William Rotsler

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 bzichett - 3 years, 5 months ago Open

I sometimes wondered what the use of any of the arts was. The best thing I could come up with was what I call the canary in the coal mine theory of the arts. This theory says that artists are useful to society because they are so sensitive. They are super-sensitive. They keel over like canaries in poison coal mines long before more robust types realize that there is any danger whatsoever.

"Physicist, Purge Thyself" in the Chicago Tribune Magazine (22 June 1969)

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 bzichett - 3 years, 5 months ago Open

The telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.

Interviewed by J. Rentilly, "The Best Jokes Are Dangerous", McSweeny's (September 2002)

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 bzichett - 3 years, 5 months ago Open

I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is, is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we're not supposed to dance at all anymore.

Interview by David Brancaccio, NOW (PBS) (7 October 2005)

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 bzichett - 3 years, 5 months ago Open

There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia

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 azichettello - 3 years, 4 months ago Open

This emphasizes thinking in terms of connections...the Mafia, though often associated with evil can be used as a model for how to organize that which is good. I like it.

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 bzichett - 3 years, 5 months ago Open

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

Introduction (1966)

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 bzichett - 3 years, 5 months ago Open

My favorite

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